At last - the cards are in!

After countless post-gig embarrassments, we can at last answer the question "You were fab - have you got a card?" with "Yes!"

They will also make useful bookmarks, choppers of Colombian marching powder, and things to stick in rattly window frames.

(I'm not sure why, but 500 have turned up, so let's hope we don't go through with the renaming of the band - well, not for at least forty years.)