We didn't get together on Monday - Todd too busy inspecting potato planting kit in Shropshire, and the rest of us too lazy to put anything together. It was probably for the best, because the huge pianist and the stand-by bassist are still sulking about
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I set up a sperm bank in London once - complete disaster. I only had two clients - one came on the bus and the other one missed the tube.
ReplyDeleteIn the sperm bank, someone asked the lady in the queue if she was in the right place. "Mmmmmmmmmmm" she nodded.
ReplyDeleteBill and Ben in the bath.......Oh forget it...
ReplyDeleteI thought it was two nuns in a bath.
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