Monday saw the launch of the all-new 'Shed 3b Official Weight Loss System.' It's very simple. Seven people of assorted ages and sizes pile into a superbly insulated shed with ambient temperatures in the high 20's, and spend three hours thrashing their instruments with varying degrees of exertion. See, feel and, ahem, smell the pounds dropping off.
There did appear to be one or two side effects. Drummers, it appears, find they occasionally slip an extra beat or two into their complicated diddly bits. Keyboard players change what should be a nice concise finish into something approaching Rachmaninoff's No. 2. Female vocalists seem to develop a mysterious smudgy thing on their right ankles....
After Charlie went back to his den to do further research into smudgy bits on female ankles on the internet, he suddenly also found the need to add a beat or two onto his complicated diddly bits. Hope the swimming pool was cold enough to lower his blood pressure.
ReplyDeletePffft s'not smudgy, just a blurry picture. more pictures winging their way to you right now!
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