Did someone order an alcopup?
Difficult to say exactly how many EU regulations are being broken here.
Welcome to the website of the Thomas Lord Old Gits, mid-Hampshire's answer to Chumbawumba and Earth Wind and Fire, except that we're not an anarchic workers' collective, we're not American, and we do covers.
Tuesday, 11 October 2011
Pics from the dinner 5
Did someone order an alcopup?
Difficult to say exactly how many EU regulations are being broken here.
Pics from the dinner 2
"You only get away with wearing a blue check shirt," said the Old Farming Git to the Young Farming Git, "if you put a lampshade on your head."
Sunday, 2 October 2011
The TLOGS Dinner
A few rules for Friday night.
1. Smart Casual. Or not. Or Hawaiian Lumberjack. Whatever.
2. Nothing on the menu is to be given the double entendre treatment. Back luck, Todd and John. Mind you, I hear the pork loins are very juicy.
3. There will be a wedding party at the other end of the pub. We are not to gatecrash it, claiming that we have been booked.
4. No-one, I repeat NO-ONE, is to put anything anywhere anyone else's mashed potato. Not a finger, not a sausage (literal or metaphorical), not even a juicy piece of pink pork, dripping with sensuous warm juice, trickling slowly down her chin as she licked....sorry, I got carried away there.
So best behaviour, everyone. We must get a decent new band pic, too.
1. Smart Casual. Or not. Or Hawaiian Lumberjack. Whatever.
2. Nothing on the menu is to be given the double entendre treatment. Back luck, Todd and John. Mind you, I hear the pork loins are very juicy.
3. There will be a wedding party at the other end of the pub. We are not to gatecrash it, claiming that we have been booked.
4. No-one, I repeat NO-ONE, is to put anything anywhere anyone else's mashed potato. Not a finger, not a sausage (literal or metaphorical), not even a juicy piece of pink pork, dripping with sensuous warm juice, trickling slowly down her chin as she licked....sorry, I got carried away there.
So best behaviour, everyone. We must get a decent new band pic, too.
Next Year's Tour
Next year's tour, at present to be called the 'God Bless You Ma'am' Tour (or the 'God Save King Charles III' Tour if certain circumstances change in the next six months) might yet have another name: The 'June Is Bursting Out All Over' Tour, due to the fact that we have five provisional bookings for next June.
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